...as if

"The budget isn't inexhaustible."

       as if all
   of the
     human race
         depended on it...

would the late fees really matter then...
can I please get my passport
       stamped "EU"

       The invading race won't
      have a clue
     now's the time,
    let's take advantage while
   the gettin's good,
    now's the time,
      get in on this quick,
        might as well
           it's all going to hell
           anyway.


Should we fight it out,
even when it's all on the line,
when we're facing extinction,
   
     are we going to get a reverse mortgage for these good people Janie.

"The budget John, it just wouldn't allow for it."

as if it was talking
     "For holy sake John
          we created it...I think it would allow for it."

               The invasion is always there,
                  man, why should we pretend otherwise
                     a dying man doesn't pay late fees...fuckers!

            There's just not room in the budget this year....

            as if...
     
            there were citizens of "imminent doom"
            waiting in line at the courthouse....
                   a fool waits in line drawing his last breath....fuckers!

If there were an invasion,
can you imagine...

"That's two dollars and fifty cents sir. You've only got two twenty-five."

As if it's real.

         As if you wouldn't throw everything at it to stay alive.